JAMES

I was James freaking Dean in my prior life and I can prove it. I am here to set the record straight. There is only so much a guy can take. I have what you youngsters call receipts. I have the receipts. I have proof.

 

I was raised a Christian and they kind of skipped over the whole reincarnation thing, but I am living proof. I was reincarnated about three months after the horrific accident on the road to Salinas.

 

How many people do you know are out there right now saying “I was James Dean, man; I was James Dean!” 

Nobody, that’s right; nobody. Nobody until now.

 

Everyone says RIP James Dean and he’s not here to defend himself.  Wrong on both counts, counselor: I am right here and I am never resting in peace. There is much too much to discover and experience in this dimension and the next.